Anybody want to go in with me?

So last night I had a stroke of luck and came up with the best business plan ever:

I will open up a business which will only really appeal to high schoolers and college students looking to have a good time with their friends. Laser tag will be perfect

The equipment will be shady at best and when it don’t work, ill take it out on the client

Ill only employ high class employees, emphasis on high, as in twitching, ADD, pot users.

Ill let the customers pick the music, but then only play it for 5 seconds and switch to the music that I really want.

Ill be so involved in the business that I will patrol my arena and when clients get out of line, ill yell like crazy at them (at the top of the lungs)

When they want their money back cause they had a bad experience ill instead give them a free pass so they can repeat their bad experience. Don’t worry, ill give them a free Gatorade though

Ill even give them print outs of their scores, but they wont make any sense and ill give some people totally bogus ones just to keep things interesting

But just to make sure they have a good time, ill provide ample situations that can be commented on by saying “that’s what she said”…