My Grandparents

So i spent some time with my grandparents and i think they are pretty cool. 

This is one of the reasons

(Since the viewer is so small the opening credits say: Richard and Carol Burton, Outstanding Citizens, Thoughtful Neighbors, Exceptional Citizens, And)

Anybody want to go in with me?

So last night I had a stroke of luck and came up with the best business plan ever:

I will open up a business which will only really appeal to high schoolers and college students looking to have a good time with their friends. Laser tag will be perfect

The equipment will be shady at best and when it don’t work, ill take it out on the client

Ill only employ high class employees, emphasis on high, as in twitching, ADD, pot users.

Ill let the customers pick the music, but then only play it for 5 seconds and switch to the music that I really want.

Ill be so involved in the business that I will patrol my arena and when clients get out of line, ill yell like crazy at them (at the top of the lungs)

When they want their money back cause they had a bad experience ill instead give them a free pass so they can repeat their bad experience. Don’t worry, ill give them a free Gatorade though

Ill even give them print outs of their scores, but they wont make any sense and ill give some people totally bogus ones just to keep things interesting

But just to make sure they have a good time, ill provide ample situations that can be commented on by saying “that’s what she said”…

random thoughts as I wake up

Since people actually know about my blog, I should probably start writing more often.

So im starting to kick up my running for the summer which means im not pasty white anymore, I think that’s more of my motivation then I let myself believe. 

I need a running partner, I’ve decided that I can’t motivate myself on long runs any more, so if you know someone that runs in like the 7:45 range let me know 

Friday was my brothers last day of high school. We are all now officially done with high school. It’s a pretty weird thought. The streak of having a Willis boy on the soccer team is officially done after 8 years 

I’m sick of people blaming Bush for the economy being in the toilet. Yeah he spent a lot of money but I’m a firm believer its those idiots that took out 3 mortgages on their house that made the difference. And gas is ridiculous period

Why does good weather need to be ruined by a 17 page paper and a bunch of reading? 

I can’t believe its June already, its crazy how fast time flies. Especially when you don’t have to be hermit cause its 20 degrees and snowing outside.